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wooden wick candle Christmas thick and sprucy dad joke joke pun holiday vintage Santa Claus funny sir mix a lot
wooden wick candle Christmas thick and sprucy dad joke joke pun holiday vintage Santa Claus funny sir mix a lot
wooden wick candle Christmas thick and sprucy dad joke joke pun holiday vintage Santa Claus funny sir mix a lot
wooden wick candle Christmas thick and sprucy dad joke joke pun holiday vintage Santa Claus funny sir mix a lot

                  
                    wooden wick candle Christmas thick and sprucy dad joke joke pun holiday vintage Santa Claus funny sir mix a lot

                  
                    wooden wick candle Christmas thick and sprucy dad joke joke pun holiday vintage Santa Claus funny sir mix a lot

                  
                    wooden wick candle Christmas thick and sprucy dad joke joke pun holiday vintage Santa Claus funny sir mix a lot

                  
                    wooden wick candle Christmas thick and sprucy dad joke joke pun holiday vintage Santa Claus funny sir mix a lot
wooden wick candle Christmas thick and sprucy dad joke joke pun holiday vintage Santa Claus funny sir mix a lot
wooden wick candle Christmas thick and sprucy dad joke joke pun holiday vintage Santa Claus funny sir mix a lot
wooden wick candle Christmas thick and sprucy dad joke joke pun holiday vintage Santa Claus funny sir mix a lot
wooden wick candle Christmas thick and sprucy dad joke joke pun holiday vintage Santa Claus funny sir mix a lot

  What Makes It Special
Custom blended fragrance with over eighteen different scent notes
NEW olive oil + coconut + apricot wax blend
American grown wood wicks
Paraben free
Phthalate free
Formaldehyde free

Fragrance
I LIKE 'EM REAL THICK AND SPRUCY

Fragrance Family
Sweet Oud + Woods

Top Notes

Warm Nutmeg, Pink Pepper, Juniper Berry, Vanilla, Benzoin, Oud

Middle Notes
Leather, Smoke, Amirs, Oak Moss, Velvet Musk
Base Notes
Sandalwood, Amber, Smoke, Tobacco Leaf, Clove

Fragrance Description
What can I say? Santa likes 'em real thick and sprucy! It's the most wonderful time of the year! Imagine a thicket of snowy Christmas trees, big boughs burdened with bountiful bayberry, with the distinct smoky aroma of campfire somewhere nearby.
This is a most entrancing scent blend! Bold and subtle, nuanced and balanced. A completely unique holiday blend.


Looks Like
Matte christmas green glass vessel displaying a vintage style Santa Claus label (featuring my original artwork designed and printed by hand), creamy coconut olive oil soy wax nestled around a christmas tree green wooden wick, topped with a decorative wax christmas trees.

Perfect For
That certain someone who loves a good vintage Christmas vibe, funny puns, dad jokes, or gifting to a beloved friend, in-law, family member, or spouse.

Use and Care
Snip Snip. Trim your wicks to 1/4 inch before lighting.
This will allow for a clean lighting experience and extend the burn time of your candle.

Light it Up
Candles have memory. So to get the most out of your Berkshire Bathery, let it burn.
A good rule of thumb is to leave it lit for at least four hours, especially the first time.

Cool + Rest
Extinguish the flame and let your candle completely cool.
Snip the wick again and get ready to enjoy your next self-care moment.

WARNING
Burn within sight. Keep away from things that catch fire.
Keep away from children.
To prevent fire, place only on heat resistant surfaces.
Avoid drafts. Avoid cold surfaces such as glass or marble.
Keep foreign matter and wick trimmings out of candle.

 

Specifications
Volume: 16oz
Lifespan:
60 hours
Product Size (inches): 5" Tall, 4” Wide

 

Package Weight: 2lbs

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